Left Handed Smoke Shifter 2
Left Handed Smoke Shifter 2 : A non-existent device used to torture probationary firefighters during an overhaul phase; a crew chief will send his Probie to fetch one, but no such device actually exists. Each truck the probie visits will consequently "Not have one", or "Another crew just took it," but each truck operator will know for certain that "THAT truck might have one, over there". The process will repeat until the probie has been to each truck looking for the device, while the crew chief increasingly chides him to "hurry up" over the radio. Similar to military non-objects such as Relative Bearing Grease or winter air for tyres
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